Peter Tatara here from the Communications Dome on Level 44-C of BEA Tower. I haven't really described the Communications Dome before, so I figured I'd talk a bit about its layout today. I'm sitting here in the Master Control Room. The chair's comfy, and the monitor is utterly obnoxious in size. We've got a bunch of hard drives in here, adding up to something like 500 terabytes. Sadly, they're all for Lance's MP3s, and I've got to store all my work on an old iPod Shuffle he gave me.
Around the corner is our helipad, its edges bristling with clusters of satellite uplinks, radio antennas, microwave dishes, and semaphore flags. Further down the hall, you'll reach the Archives Room, stacked to the ceiling with yellowing copies of The New York Times, The Washington Post, and Boys' Life. Next to the Archives Room is the Dome's cafeteria, affectionately known as the "Fiesta Suite." It's here that you'll find the margarita maker and back-up margarita maker for use should the first one break down or get stolen (again).
Continuing on, you'll start to notice busted Guitar Hero controllers strewn about the floor, which can only mean we're close to the television bank -- a wall of several hundred TVs tuned to different news networks from around the world. As you may have guessed from the broken plastic faux-guitars, Lance uses the room for a few other pursues, but -- hell -- I do, too. Whenever I'm working late, I drag the leather couch in from the Fiesta Suite and park myself in front of Television 273 (a nice 52-inch Sony Bravia) and put on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Earlier in the week, I thought I was dreaming when I saw Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert appear on Conan and then break into fisticuffs -- all three hosts brawling over the success of Republican Candidate Mike Huckabee. So uncertain as to whether or not what I recalled the morning after was real, I called up Pierre Bernard, one of Conan's staff members. Pierre let me know that, indeed, I wasn't dreaming.
Speaking more about Pierre, I've known him since the New York Anime Festival last December. Pierre came to NYAF and shot a few bits at the show. He's been editing his segment ever since the Anime Festival wrapped, and when I talked with him about the O'Brien-Stewart-Colbert battle royale, he revealed he just finished putting the NYAF video together. He'll let me know when it airs, but -- right now -- he's provided me with the entire segment. Behold!
If you're completely lost by the video's start -- and I know you are -- it's a nod to a viral video the Anime Festival put out last fall. You can see the Director's Cut of this video here...
Yes, Pierre Bernard watched this. Yes, Pierre Bernard liked it. Yes, it confounds me, too.
And, now, with Pierre's video cast across the internet, I can return to work, which may or may not involve watching more Conan O'Brien.